Worst Places To Find Love
You're tired of horrifying blind dates. Speed dating is humiliating. You're just about ready to stand at the freeway exit holding a cardboard sign that says "Please Love Me." It seems like people search for love in all the wrong places. We'd recommend waiting for love to come to you, but clearly you need more help than that. However, instead of making a list of places you could go to help you actually find love, we thought it would be more interesting to clue you up on the places you should avoid.
#01
English as a Second Language Class
#02
Freezer Aisle at the Supermarket
(frozen meat = completely unsexy)
#03
A Fast-Food Drive-Thru
#04
A Hospital
(just a bunch of bleeding hearts)
#05
Jail
#06
A Bris
#07
AA Meeting
(but you will find someone to drink and cry with)
#08
Marilyn Manson concert
#09
Weddings
(expectations are too high right from the beginning)
#10
A Funeral and/or Wake
#11
Rituals
(of any kind)
#12
Mall Food Court
(you should only be there for Sbarros pizza)
#13
Day Care
(illegal)
#14
Retirement Home
#15
Airport
(in the end, they'll only get on a plane and leave you)
#16