We Hate It When...
#01
You swore the $5 bill was a $20, and now you’re stuck on this really embarrassing date without enough money and an awkward silence.
#02
You are the person behind the dumbass who bought the last blueberry muffin, and now you have to take the nasty bran one.
#03
You explicitly asked the hairstylist for just a trim and you end up with two pounds of hair on the floor.
#04
The vending machine gets stuck, and you have to buy two bags of M&M’s. Then you have to walk away from the machine with the two bags and be judged as a fat ass.
#05
People eschew all television as evil and mindless, but then spend hours viewing the same content online, or watching the complete seasons on DVD.
#06
People post numerous gratuitous photos of themsevles online holding various types of alcohol.
#07
People put you on hold to take the call waiting, and completely forget about you.
#08
Your parents call too much.
#09
Little kids stare at you from the next booth over at a restaurant.
#10
You’re not allowed to order off the kids menu as an adult who’s just not that hungry.
#11
Service industry people hate their jobs (because it means you get poor service).
#12
The person seated next to you on the plane falls asleep with their mouth gaping open and slightly leaning in your direction.
#13
Two of your favorite radio stations are playing the same horrible song at the same time.
#14
Cheap bastards hold up a long ass line at the market because they forgot their club card and demand that they still get the 35 cent discount.
#15
People have beanie babies on the dashboard.
#16
The free sample at the market is really gross.
#17
(On that note...) When some douche bag in front of you takes three samples, leaving you nothing.
#18
You go to buy shoes and ask for one pair, only to have them return with five boxes - all of which are not the shoe you requested. They didn’t have your size in that style, but here’s a bunch of ugly shoes they thought you might like instead. Then you proceed to try them on because you felt bad that they went through all the trouble.
#19
People use their cell phones while ordering something. Rude.
#20
Your parents call too little.
#21
You’ve cleared your schedule to watch the new episode of your favorite show, when in fact, it’s just a rerun.
#22
They play a really good song on the radio and then don’t tell you what it was.
#23
A band you love gets big and you can’t get tickets to the shows anymore.
#24
The spell check pretends like it doesn’t know the word dumbass. (“Did you mean dumbest?” No, I didn’t.)
#25
Candy is unsatisfying. (How could they have possibly screwed up sugar so badly?)
#26
(On that note...) Pizza is unsatisfying. How could they have possibly screwed up cheese and bread so badly?
#27
You find a person who looks better in your clothes than you do.
#28
You are in a rush to be somewhere, and you realize you really need gas.
#29
You hit every red light.
#30