We ALSO Hate It When...
We may already have list detailing the many things the GL staff hates, but there's always room in our empty hearts for more!
#01
The drugs are all gone and the sun's coming up. And that sketchy guy keeps talking and talking about mortality.
#02
The person in front of you makes a right turn from the middle of the lane, reeaaallllyyyyy sllooowwwwlllllyyyyyy, causing you to miss the green light.
#03
A band's fans ruin their music for you.
#04
You're shopping for clothes, and the person next to you follows you around looking at EVERYTHING you looked at.
#05
You're the designated driver, but everyone else is so drunk they want you to dance, so you do, but you're too sober to really enjoy it.
#06
You're the designated driver, period.
#07
A friend gives you a mix CD and you're all excited, but then it sucks.
#08
You buy the latest iPhone for 400 bucks and then Apple announces a better one for half the price.
#09
The Internet goes down. How the hell did we survive before?
#10
You start having those mini-dreams after you've been driving for six hours straight.
#11
Your friends are downstairs, and you have dinner reservations, but you suddenly have the urge to just stay in and watch bad TV.
#12
You go to the club and you're obviously the oldest one there.
#13
You go to the club and there's a creepy old guy on E dressed like he's 21.
#14
People procreate and then act like they did the world a favor. And then you get emails with picture attachments every other day.
#15
You're literally parked the traffic is so bad and the other side is empty.
#16
You have to prove that you're a Christian just to have a chance.
#17
You call in sick but you can't even enjoy the day off, cause you're actually REALLY f*cking sick.
#18
You're in Vegas and surrounded by a sea of striped-shirted pumped up bros with margaritas by the yard.
#19
You go shopping at a store and realize that your entire outfit was purchased there - and it's all on display that day.
#20
People floss their teeth in public. Or use their fingernail to pick their teeth, and then they eat whatever they've just extracted.
#21
You complain about nobody appreciating your favorite cult TV show, but when it finally gets recognized you get possessive and can't like it anymore... at least outwardly.
#22
You wake up behind the wheel of your car at the US-Mexico border and have no idea how you got there. And a border agent's tapping on your window with his nightstick.
#23
The outcome of a momentous election is decided by cousin-f*ckers and mouth-breathers.
#24
Little guys feel they have to crush your hand when you shake theirs.
#25
You go through hell to get into a frat party, but once you're in you look around and realize that you're at a frat party.
#26