Things To Do While Waiting For The Doctor To See You
#01
Fill the latex gloves with water to make a five-fingered water balloon.
#02
Try and look up your own nose with the tools hanging on the wall.
#04
Determine your own blood pressure, even though you have no idea what the numbers mean.
#05
Fill in the blanks of your own chart.
#06
Play dead on the table, so when the doctor finally does arrive, he’ll get the message that he made you wait too long.
#07
Hide behind the table and when the doctor comes in, jump out and yell, “Gotcha!”
#08
Don’t put on the paper robe they give you, and when the doctor asks why you didn’t cover up, reply, "I just wanted to get right to the point."
#09
Find a person in the waiting room to hang out with. Invite them into your examination room for a chat. You know you have at least one thing in common.
#10
Try to give yourself a sponge bath in the sink. Or, get your new friend from the waiting room to do it for you.
#11
Make a collage on the wall using magazines and sanitary paper from the examination table.
#12