Unsatisfying Candy

#01

Anything Sugarfree


#02

Three Muskateers


(there's a reason they were trying to sell it as diet/lite candy for a while)

#03

Twizzlers

#04

Good n' Plenty

#05

Necco Wafers

#06

Jelly Beans


(except a select few Jelly Bellys)

#07

Bazooka Bubble Gum


(the flavor lasts as long as the comic is funny)

#08

Raisinets


#09

Gummi Bears


(although we find ourselves eating them regardless)

#10

Wax Bottles (With Fruit Juice)


(gag)

#11

Conversation Hearts


(cute but nasty)

#12

Swedish Fish

#13

Pez

#14

Sugar Babies


(tastes like caramel-flavored wax... oh wait, it is)

#15

Dots

#16

Fun Dip

#17

Bubble Tape

#18

Candy Canes


(especially the fruity ones)

#19

Wax Lips

#20

Glee Gum


(no flavor and it sticks to your teeth)

#21

Candy Buttons

#22

Anything "Fun Size"


(not so fun after you've eaten ten)

#23

Circus Peanuts

#24

Anything Claiming to Taste Like a S'More


(if it didn't get cooked on a hanger, we're out)