#02
Three Muskateers
(there's a reason they were trying to sell it as diet/lite candy for a while)
#06
Jelly Beans
(except a select few Jelly Bellys)
#07
Bazooka Bubble Gum
(the flavor lasts as long as the comic is funny)
#09
Gummi Bears
(although we find ourselves eating them regardless)
#10
Wax Bottles (With Fruit Juice)
(gag)
#11
Conversation Hearts
(cute but nasty)
#14
Sugar Babies
(tastes like caramel-flavored wax... oh wait, it is)
#18
Candy Canes
(especially the fruity ones)
#20
Glee Gum
(no flavor and it sticks to your teeth)
#22
Anything "Fun Size"
(not so fun after you've eaten ten)
#24
Anything Claiming to Taste Like a S'More
(if it didn't get cooked on a hanger, we're out)