#01
Wyoming
(It’s the least populous state! Talk about getting away.)
#02
Montana
(It’s one of the SELECT few states that lacks a major sports team. They’re way too cool for large foam hands and face paint.)
#03
North Dakota
(They have a state dance... and it's Square Dancing).
#04
Iowa
(Largest producer of the nation’s ethanol... i.e. drinking alcohol.)
#05
Idaho
(There are 30 state parks. Those Idaho-ians are serious about conservation. We can respect that.)
#06
Wisconsin
(Who doesn’t want to be friends with a "Cheesehead"?)
#07
New Hampshire
(They don’t have sales or income taxes. Sweet.)
#08
Delaware
(It has nothing really going for it. It’s not even the smallest state. It’s the second smallest.)
#09
West Virginia
(It’s the only state in the Union that seceded from another state. Apparently they were the only ones who felt that was a smart decision. You have to respect them for sticking to their guns and not getting back together with Virginia; it was an unhealthy relationship anyhow.)
#10
New Mexico
(Its state motto is "Crescit eundo," which translates into "It Grows as It Goes." That’s what she said.)