Things To Do In Traffic
#01
Hum quietly to yourself.
#02
Sing loudly to yourself.
#03
Roll the windows down and sing loudly to the cars next to you.
#04
Sudoku.
#05
Take your socks off and perform a puppet show.
#06
Pretend you're an informed human being by listening to talk radio.
(*Note: This may cause extreme drowsiness, which could be hazardous whilst driving.)
#07
Solve age old question of the meaning of life.
#08
Pontificate.
#09
Exercise fingers.
#10
Listen to the Spanish station in attempt to learn a new language.
#11
Knit/Crochet.
#12
Start a fundraiser to airlift your car off the freeway.
#13
Freeway flirt.
(Relationships typically last about 8 exits.)
#14
Construct a "passenger" using found items in your car, in order to gain access into the carpool lane.
#15
Freeway fight.
(Mainly caused by someone tailgating you, or cutting you off. In the instance of tailgating, this consists of not moving for periods of time, braking suddenly, and letting lots of cars cut in front of you. If someone cuts you off, then you tailgate them. Dirty looks apply to all circumstances.)
#16
Make political predictions.
#17
Ponder the teachings of the flying spaghetti monster.
#18
Quote Faulkner.
#19
Catch up on your correspondence.
#20