#01
Twelve and a Half Angry Men
#02
The Return to Shawshank.
(Stupid Forensic Evidence.)
#03
Dr Strangelove 2 or: Why I Started Worrying about the Bomb Again.
(Zombies, maybe?)
#04
The Better, The Worse, and The Uglier
(Make my sequel!)
#05
Another Memento
(Wait, but if he tattooed the license plate to his body, that car would only be registered to one John G. right? Right??)
#06
Casablanca 2
(Turns out she didn't regret it at all. Not today, not tomorrow, not even two months later!)
#07
The Day After Groundhog Day
(More of the same.)
#09
Fight Club: Franchise
(See, because not only do fight clubs become franchises, but the sequels are also franchises. See?)
#10
Braveheart
(Well, Scotland still isn't free exactly...)
#11
Back To The Future 2
(Except we'd release it in 1988, see? So the 1989 version would never have happened.)
#12
The Graduate 2: The MBA Years
#13
Titanic 2
(It turns out Jack didn't die after all. Rose just hallucinated that entire scene, because she was suffering from hypothermia. A real romance for the aged.)
#14
Mrs. Sunshine
(She's not so little anymore!)
#15
It's not such a Wonderful Life
(I mean, not anymore. Not these days, anyway.)