Sacred Luxuries We Can’t Live Without
Say what you will about religious warfare and the irrationality of faith. When it comes to the following nuggets of religious traditions, all we can say is: Thank God.
#01
Uber-Mentionable Mormon Underwear
(Much more support than boxer-briefs.)
#02
Oh So Succulent Kosher Food
(You can almost taste the lack of animal suffering.)
#03
Amazing Freemason "Flip It" Ring
(Flash this bling, and you might just get elected president.)
#04
Charismatic Christian Blessing Bowls
(Gotta have my pops!--served in religious tradition.)
#05
Communion Wine
(Not only does drinking our Savior's blood secure your eternal salvation. It also goes great with cheese.)
#06
Silk burqa
(For those days you don't feel like putting on make-up.)
#07
Giant Pyramid.
(You know, to plan ahead.)
#08
Golden Calf
(Looks great in front of the Pyramid.)
#09
Jewel-encrusted Dharma Wheel
(Desire leads to suffering? That sounds like godless propaganda to me.)
#10