10 Reasons We Believe Ryan Seacrest is Gay
It's a no-brainer, really. Just look at him.
#01
His petite figure.
(He fits and looks better in women's clothing.)
#02
His sexual interest in men.
#03
The never-ending running commentary on celebrity apparel.
(Straight men need to be told what people were wearing. Then they need to be told again. Then they still don't remember or care.)
#04
His obsession with James McAvoy.
(Truth, he's a hot man. Like, a really hot man. But Ryan Seacrest is also a man. Get our drift?)
#05
Ryan asked Perez Hilton if he thought Ryan was gay.
(Perez Hilton's response implied...oh hell yes, you're here, you're queer, get used to it.)
#06
KIIS.FM
(Yeah, I know it's a job, but it's a chick station. Hands down.)
#07
Fake Tan.
#08
His obsession with being skinny.
(He's a little too flaming about his extreme dieting and how he doesn't fit into his suit that wardrobe probably purchased in the kids section.)
#09
American Idol.
(The whole show is gay. Paula Abdul is all over a gay club like a fat kid on cake. Randy Jackson dresses like a fruit, and Simon is....well, British. Also, no straight man watches the show without being tethered to the couch by their girlfriend.)
#10