Other Record Label Diets We'd Like To Try
When the New York Post mentioned that a possibly pregnant Beyonce had abandoned the so-called 'Def Jam Diet' and was thusly packing on the pounds, the Internet went crazy over the following question: "What the hell is the Def Jam diet?" Some described it as a fancy name for drinking lemon water and pepper. Others say it's a full hour of shaking tail to work off the effects of an evening of malted liquor. Whatever it is, it apparently works like magic and has not only Mrs. Jay Z as an adherent, but Mariah Carey, L.A. Reid, and even Jay-Z himself. Here at GiantLists we aren't preggers, but like Beyonce we're off Def Jam Diet too. Instead we prefer to get swimsuit ready with the following lesser-known star makers:
#01
Sub Pop Records Diet
(Buy vinyl, not food.)
#02
#03
Apple Records Diet
(Self-explanatory.)
#04
Chris Martin Diet
(Instead of using salt to flavor your food, just weep quietly onto your plate.)
#05
Zomba Label Group Diet
(Britney follows this vey effective eating regime, which involves consuming the flesh of the living every full moon. Upside: Taut abs! Downside: Psychosis.)
#06
Amy Winehouse Diet
(Get thyself a crack habit, posthaste!)
#07
Death Row Records Diet
(Eat every meal as if it were your last. No, seriously - as if it were your LAST.)
#08
The Osmonds Diet
(Strict diet of white bread and cheese.)
#09
Curb Records Diet
(Curb your appetite by listening to a Marie Osmond record. If it doesn't work, try diet #8.)
#10