Real Bollywood Movie Titles

#01

Fool and Final


(Noun and adjective, I like it.)

#02

Nothing But Life


(Um, what else is there?)

#03

Joggers Park


(The CGI on the sweatpants is pretty amazing.)

#04

Sssshhh


(And turn off your cell phone while you're at it.)

#05

Samay: When Time Strikes


(Be careful, Time is pissed.)

#06

Where's the Party Yaar?


(For the crossover pirate market.)

#07

Fun - Can Be Dangerous Sometimes


(Titles - can be strange sometimes)

#08

Sacred Evil - A True Story


(Um, I doubt it.)

#09

Bride and Prejudice


(Nice. A pun. Did your English-speaking intern come up with that?)

#10

Sunglass


(Just one?)

#11

Girl Friend


(Wait, so she is still on the market, right?)

#12

One Two Three


(The sequel: One Two Three Two)

#13

Hello


(Um, hi.)

#14

Welcome


(A spin-off of Hello.)

#15

Go


(Wait, with Katie Holmes?)

#16

Heyy Babyy


(Might want your English-speaking intern to double-check that one.)

#17

Hello, One Night At The Call Center


(Isn't outsourcing romantic?)

#18

Life in a Metro


(Directed by Andy Warhol.)

#19

Traffic Signal


(Yes, but I have no idea what it's about.)

#20

Karzzzz


(Waiting on that last one.)