Highly Questionable Celebrity Baby Names
Nicole Kidman gave birth to Sunday earlier this week. No, not the day of the week. She's not some Greek Goddess who births the sun from within her womb. We mean that she gave birth to a baby girl and decided to name her Sunday. What is it with temporal names, anyway? (Mothers of Junes, Easters, and Summers - we're also talking to you.) Couldn't you have bothered to think of your kid's name prior to, say, going into labor? Anyway, as far as wacky celebrity kid's names go, consider yourself lucky. It could have been worse...
#01
Princess Tiaamii
(Peter Andre and Jordan came up with Tiaamii by combining their mothers' names "Thea" and "Amy." Call us crazy, but wouldn't that make it "Theaamy?" Frankly, she'd get teased less if she were called "The Amy.")
#02
Apple
(Gwyneth Paltrow said she chose the name of her daughter because it was Biblical. Um, we hate to bring this up, but an "apple" is never actually mentioned in that story.)
#03
Heaven Love'on Stone
(The real question here is: Who let Lil' Mo procreate?)
#04
Brooklyn
(Note to David and Victoria Beckham who are foreigners and may not know this: Yes, the borough is now hip - but not *that* hip.)
#05
Destry
(As in the spaghetti western flick? Steven Spielberg, we know you love movies and all, but seriously??)
#06
Diezel Ky
(It's weird, but not that weird, and we'd let Toni Braxton get away with it except her other child is named "Denim Cole." Brand conscious much?)
#07
Fifi Trixibell
(Unfortunately, no, Bob Geldolf and Paula Yates' daughter is not, in fact, a poodle. Nor are their other daughters, Peaches and Pixie.)
#08
Fuschia
(Frances Tomelty really shouldn't have let her husband Sting pick their child's name...)
#09
Jermajesty
(And Jermaine Jackson isn't even the craziest of the Jacksons...)
#10
Kal-El
(That's Superman's birth name for those of you who aren't as big comic book geeks as Nicholas Cage.)
#11
Kyd
(Maybe David Duchovny and Tea Leoni didn't understand the instructions. See, it's supposed to be a name, not a label. We all already know that he's a kid. By the way, your spelling is off.)
#12
Moon Unit
(With a last name like Zappa, you wouldn't think it would get any weirder, but it can.)
#13
Moxie CrimeFighter
(Where to begin with Penn Jillette's daughter? Well, for starters, capital letters in the middle of a name? Bad idea.)
#14
True
(Forest Whitaker also had children named Sonnet and Ocean. Look, we know you're a hippy, but couldn't you tone it down a tiny bit for the sake of your kids?)
#15
Pilot Inspektor
(Look, Jason Lee, if you really want to give your child a name that doesn't make any sense, you're in good company - but did you have to misspell it like a Communist Military Officer?)
#16
Rocket
(Robert Rodriguez also has sons named Racer, Rebel and Rogue. Only his daughter got lucky with Rhiannon.)
#17