#01
Barack Obama has invited Hillary Clinton to use the Career Search
application.
#02
John McCain just wrote on Cindy McCain's wall: "Trashy make-up wearing c*nt."
#03
Hillary Clinton has updated her status: "bored... lol.... just waiting
by the phone..."
#04
Want to be the first to write on George W. Bush's Wall?
#05
John McCain needs help updating his profile picture.
#06
Welcome, Barack! Hillary Clinton has poked you.
#07
John Edwards updated his status: "just back from the stylist and feeling sexxay!!"
#08
Bill Clinton is now single.
#09
Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton are now friends. They found each other in the "VP Hopefuls" group.
#10
John McCain turns 102 today!
#11
Barack Obama terrorist fist-jabbed Michelle Obama.