Politicians' Facebook Updates


Ah, Facebook. That last refuge of the scorned, the shy, the studious, and the scandalous. Millions log on daily to update friend lists, relationship info, personal statuses, and profile pictures, all to the detriment of work and home life. Our incessant thirst for e-popularity and new Wall postings makes one wonder about the ubiquity of the Facebook craze. If we're all so enamored, what about politicians? Has it spread to Washington's inner circles? I guess what I'm trying to ask is this: Is Barack Obama a Zombie or a Vampire? Let's take a look at their Facebook updates and find out.

#01

Barack Obama has invited Hillary Clinton to use the Career Search application.


#02

John McCain just wrote on Cindy McCain's wall: "Trashy make-up wearing c*nt."


#03

Hillary Clinton has updated her status: "bored... lol.... just waiting by the phone..."


#04

Want to be the first to write on George W. Bush's Wall?


#05

John McCain needs help updating his profile picture.


#06

Welcome, Barack! Hillary Clinton has poked you.


#07

John Edwards updated his status: "just back from the stylist and feeling sexxay!!"


#08

Bill Clinton is now single.


#09

Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton are now friends. They found each other in the "VP Hopefuls" group.


#10

John McCain turns 102 today!


#11

Barack Obama terrorist fist-jabbed Michelle Obama.