Places to Hide From the Law
Because indiscretions happen.
#01
Your mom's house.
(It's not like she hasn't lied for you before.)
#02
The circus.
(Slap on some face paint and clown around. Get it? Clown, like you're at the circus, eh? Oh shut up.)
#03
Church.
(As long as you don't go hugging any little boys, you're untouchable.)
#04
Another dimension.
(Just find a local vortex and hop in.)
#05
Old attic.
(Worked for Anne Frank...Oh wait, no it didn't. [Too soon?])
#06
Jail.
(That's right, infiltrate the system; beat them at their own game. Although you risk a sticky shower situation.)
#07
Wine cellar.
#08
A chorus line.
(Put on your best sequins and kick your legs up high.)
#09
A herd of sheep.
(Pull on your favorite wool sweater, just make sure it's not black.)
#10
Under the bed.
(Where do you think monsters come from?)
#11
Civil War reenactment.
(Play dead with a bayonet to the heart.)
#12