People Who Need To Retire
#01
Oprah
(Everyone is sick of her face and her money.)
#02
Larry King
(Senile.)
#04
George W. Bush
#05
Joan Rivers
#06
Dakota Fanning
(Mentally she's 65, right?)
#07
Rosie O'Donnell
#08
Ryan Seacrest
#09
Paris Hilton
(We don't care if she doesn't really have a career to retire from.)
#10
Barbara Walters
#11
Ziegfried and Roy
(The tigers too!)
#12
Regis Philbin
(Kathy Lee did it.)
#13
Chevy Chase
#14
Bono
#15
John Stamos
(He could have been the Ted Danson of our generation, but then he had to go and be on ER.)
#16
Jesse McCartney
#17
Lindsey Lohan
(Her hijinks tire us. We don't even care anymore if she *can* act.)
#18