Other Reasons the Phone Might Ring at 3am
After the popularity of her first 3am phone ad, Hillary Clinton released another one! It's true: it was very popular -- she just somehow missed the part about everyone making fun of it. Upon seeing said NEW ad, we asked ourselves the question most of you were probably asking as well: "Doesn't she work at any other time?" But overall, we like the ads, so here's a list of other things that might happen at 3am that Ms. Clinton might want to make subsequent ads about.
#01
Bill gets locked out.
(No, he remembered his keys - he was just smart enough to leave them at the bar.)
#02
Nancy Pelosi just needs some girl talk.
(Who do you think are the hottest freshmen senators?)
#03
The cease-fire collapses in Northern Ireland, so they wanted her to have tea with a local sewing circle.
(She did it so well last time.)
#04
Monica Lewinsky drunk dialing.
(Again.)
#05
Sinbad just wants to corroborate their stories.
("No" to corkscrew landing. "Yes" to snakes on a plane.)
#06
Bad news: Chelsea needs a favor. Good news: She raised her diamond ranking!
(And she just released her newest mp3!)
#07
John McCain dialed the wrong number.
(Again.)
#08
Al Gore really, really regrets their whole misunderstanding and was wondering if she needs a new Cabinet Member?
(No? Maybe just an informal advisor? A friend?)
#09
"Do you like scary movies?"
#10
Health Care called.
(Well, so far Terrorism and The Economy have been on the other end, so Health Care just seems like the next logical disaster...)
#11
Her personal tailor.
(She requested something other than a pantsuit, so he was concerned.)
#12
China would love it if she'd mention her trip there just one more time.
(Since they're hosting the Olympics and all.)
#13
George W. Bush swears he forgot his toothbrush by the sink.
(Couldn't she just check, please?)
#14
The voice of George Washington.
(Spinning in his grave at the state of the Union, that's all.)
#15