Most Ineffective Super Heroes
These wannabe super heroes need to learn to save themselves first.
#01
Lazy Boy
#02
Captain Apathy
(He would help you, if he cared enough.)
#03
Self-Absorbed Girl
#04
Astronomically Low IQ Boy
#05
The Girl with No Eyes
(She means well.)
#06
Bipolar Boy
(He's a big help if he's having a GOOD day.)
#07
Captain No Soul
(He has a boat. It doesn't have a soul either.)
#08
Emo Kid
(Sidekick to Self-Absorbed Girl.)
#09
Captain Obvious
(His favorite line, "You need rescuing.")
#10
Niki Sanders
(No we didn't! YES WE DID!)
#11
Stationary Man
(He'll help you out if it doesn't require him moving. So try and get mugged within a 2 foot radius of him.)
#12
Not Tonight Honey, I Have a Headache Woman
#13
Mama's Boy
(He has to call his mother before any rescue, and you could be dead before that windbag shuts it.)
#14
Refuse to Ask for Directions Man
(It might be a while till he gets there, so bring a snack.)
#15
Captain Insecurity
(She's afraid she's too inadequate to own a boat.)
#16
Oedipus Man
(Roommate of Girl with No Eyes. Coincidence? We think not.)
#17
Boss Man Buzz Kill
(NEVER bring him to parties.)
#18
Never-Ending Awkward Phase Girl
#19
Won't Stop Pushing Political Opinions on You Woman
(She's part of the problem, not the solution.)
#20