John McCain's Other Proposed Policies
Early last week, John McCain railed against Russia for reducing oil supplies to Czechoslovakia. Some smarty-pants liberals got on his case since Czechoslovakia doesn't exist - so they say. Frankly, we thought it was about time a Presidential candidate stood up for a country that hasn't existed for 15 years. That's why we're excited about the rest of McCain's platform too. Check out what he plans to do once in office!
#01
Increase sanctions on Persia. No unilateral talks with Darius.
#02
Attend the Pangaea Energy Summit.
#03
Negotiate free trade agreement with Silk Road merchants.
#04
Enact anti-trust legislation against the East India Company.
#05
Make sure health insurance companies extend coverage to bloodletting.
#06
Release an official statement condemning Pharaoh for the enslavement of the Hebrews.
#07
Address the Nubian genocide.
#08
Make development of portable fire technologies a huge priority.
#09
Grant tax credits for companies who pursue advanced lever and pulley systems.
#10
Quell illegal Aztec immigration. Make frequent diplomatic trips to Tenochtitlan.
#11
Put an end to Visigoth raids.
#12