Worst Luke Skywalker Moments


Couldn't the savior of the galaxy have been a little less of a douchebag?

#01

A New Hope: "But I wanted to go into Tashi Station and pick up some power converters!" and "But it's a whole nother year!"


(Dude, you're nineteen years old and whine more than ten year old Anakin did in Phantom Menace. C'mon.)

#02

A New Hope: Lightsaber practice on the Millenium Falcon.


(The training droid gets through his porous defences and zaps Luke, who responds with the whiniest sigh ever heard in any galaxy, far far away or otherwise.)

#03

Empire Strikes Back: Down the Bespin wind shaft.


(In the special edition, George Lucas added this terrific girlish scream when Luke falls down the wind shaft after losing his hand. Way to cement his legacy, George.)

#04

Empire Strikes Back: In the Hoth ice cave


(After severing the Wampa Ice Beast's arm, does Luke finish him off and wait for help in the nice warm ice cave? No, he stumbles outside into sub-zero temperatures, trips, cries for Ben, and manages to knock himself out.)

#05

Empire Strikes Back: His first meeting with Yoda.


(In Luke's first meeting with the baddest Jedi in the galaxy, Yoda, he completely ruinsfirst impressions by whining when Yoda looks through his stuff. "Oh, don't do that!" and when Yoda takes a bite of Luke's rations (what was that anyway? Twix?)--"Hey, I was gonna eat that!" To top it off, when Yoda reveals his true identity, Luke responds by bumping his head on the ceiling. Smooth, Luke, smooth.)

#06

Empire Strikes Back: When Luke's ship sinks.


(Luke's doing alright with the Jedi training--flipping through trees and swinging from vines and the like. We begin to believe that he may be the one, until his X-wing fighter sinks into the swamp, and he reverts back to a whiny, self-doubting Tatooine hick. As Luke pouts in the mud like a four year old who dropped his Fudgesicle, Yoda just shakes his head, like "This guy. I shoulda chosen Leia.")