Accessories We Want in Our Iron Man Suit
Iron Man blah blah blah Robert Downey Jr. blah blah blah superhero movie with heart blah blah blah whatever. There is no question about the thing that made Iron Man the most kick-ass superhero movie to date: the suit. Are you kidding me? You can fly around and have voice-activated cell phone reception in the upper stratosphere? Awesome. There were, however, a few accessories woefully missing that we hope they upgrade in time for the sequel.
#01
GPS Navigation.
(When you're flying at a thousand miles an hour, it would kind of suck to miss a turn you needed to take.)
#02
MP3 Adaptor.
(We're not sure what kind of sound system the helmet has, so you might want to check on that too.)
#03
Pockets.
#04
One-click shopping.
(Dude, if you could battle evil robots and do your holiday shopping at the same time, that would kick ass!)
#05
Automated cookie dispenser.
(We have no idea how this would work, but if you could battle evil robots, do your holiday shopping, and eat cookies, that would kick even more ass!)
#06
Wristwatch.
(Okay, okay, a robot with a wristwatch? Completely unneccessary, but completely hilarious.)
#07
Fuzzy dice.
(Just for a little irony.)
#08
Emergency parachute.
(When the entire system hits the fritz, we also want low-tech safety precautions - just in case.)
#09
Cupholders.
(Better yet: a straw.)
#10
Central Air Conditioning.
(We assume it probably already has this, but we figured we ought to point it out just in case.)
#11
Beer hat.
(Hey, we're not actually robots...we just wear a robot suit! Plus, this could replace the cupholder.)
By Leonard H.