Camilla Parker-Bowles, Duchess of Cornwall
(Don't even try to deny it; you harbor a secret passion for the Duchess. Any woman who can wear a bird's nest hat on her wedding day and become Duchess of Cornwall despite years of public scorn must have a little somethin' somethin' going on.)
Queen Elizabeth II
(Twin sets, corgis, and horses: Yeah, she looks like your grandma but if you get nervous just close your eyes and think of Helen Mirren. Mmmm, Helen Mirren.)
Prince Albert of Monaco
(Despite having children out of wedlock and sisters who fight like cats in heat, 50 year old Prince Al rocks the classic bald head in princely style.)
King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand
(The man is revered as a god in his country... and nothing is sexier than deification. Bonus if you like Thai food.)
Queen Beatrix Wilhelmina Armgard of the Netherlands
(We swear she's hot underneath that hat.)
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
(Who doesn't love a man in uniform... who looks like the Grinch?)
Prince Joachim of Denmark
(Cute as hell, but no deal if you can't hang with lutefisk.)
Princess Diana
(A double edged sword: the hottest of all royals ever (seriously, of all time), but you'd have to be a necrophiliac to get it on with Lady Di.)
The Pope
He will always be single, has tons of money, and travels the world on a frequent basis. What do you mean he's not royalty? I mean, he has a tiara for Christ's sake. Look at it! That thing is HUGE!)
