Little Known Hillary Clinton Facts
Forget Chuck Norris. Hillary Clinton is the new Internet superhero.
#01
Bosnian snipers didn't miss Hillary Clinton. Her shrill laugh deflected the bullets.
#02
Hillary Clinton is so smooth, the Irish didn't even realize she was involved in their peace process.
#03
Hillary Clinton can support and oppose NAFTA, at the SAME TIME.
#04
Hillary Clinton can summon tears and generate emotion on cue.
#05
Hillary Clinton would never be "some little woman standing by her man." Oh, wait...
#06
Hillary Clinton's pleas for the Macedonian government to open its borders to Kosovo refugees were so effective, the border was open before she even arrived.
#07
Hillary Clinton has been known to roll with notorious badasses Sinbad and Sheryl Crow.
#08
Hillary Clinton bends the space-time continuum. Although she landed in Bosnia three months after the war had already ended, and the nearest ground troops were 100 miles away, the entire area suddenly became a perilous warzone upon her arrival.
#09
Hillary Clinton has superpowers. She formed a protective forcefield around a little Bosnian girl, so that amid sniper fire she could recite her poem. White doves carried that poem to all corners of the world, and it went on to win a Nobel Prize.
#10
Hillary Clinton defeats logic and reality. She is "the most transparent candidate" while witholding her tax records.
#11
Although no one has ever seen the fabled Commander-in-Chief Test, Hillary Clinton aced it.
#12
Jesus only had 33 years of experience. Hillary Clinton already has 35.
By Erik C.