Foolproof First Date Icebreakers
Use any of these gems as your first date ticket to second date happy land.
#01
So do you get along with your parents?
(I don't know what I would do if I couldn't go back east and see mine at least a few times a year... my sister too. We're really close.)
#02
Do you want to be buried or creamated when you die?
#03
Come here often? How often? What time?
#04
How big are your student loans?
(I don't know what I'm going to do when I can't defer mine any more!)
#05
What's the minimum amount of time you would date someone before proposing marriage?
#06
The maximum?
(And how about the average?)
#07
Have you worked through your Oedipal complex?
(The last person I dated had sex dreams about their parents at least 3 times a week.)
#08
What's your favorite antidepressant?
(I just drink a lot to deal with my problems.)
#09
When you say "experimented," what do you mean by that?
#10
You're on the cusp of what again?
(My moon is rising in Christianity and my sun setting in Islam. Or... wait.)
#11
Ever been to Tijuana?
#12
Wanna hear a funny joke from South Park?
#13
What's your solution to the subprime mortgage crisis?
(I think the government should get involved too.)
#14