Bad Fictional Candidates for President
Think your choices for President look grim? Imagine how much worse it would be if any of the following fictional characters got into the race.
#01
Batman.
(Sure, he'd lower crime, but his car choice would infuriate enviornmentalists.)
#02
Scooby Doo.
(Unlikely to stand strong in another terrorist attack.)
#03
Snuffleupagus.
(Imaginary. Heavy fur coat would be liability in humid DC summers.)
#04
Holden Caulfield.
(Whiny. Northeastern liberal.)
#05
John Galt.
(Wait, who is John Galt?)
#06
Lone Ranger.
(Unknown entity. Probably has checkered past.)
#07
Bigfoot.
(Mystique is only thing going for him. Entrance into political arena would ruin that.)
#08
Peter Pan.
(Refusal to grow up.)
#09
Billie Jean.
(Child out of wedlock.)
#10