Favorite Ulterior Motives
(*Note: These should always be cleverly disguised as "favors." Best if used in conjunction with a compliment.)
#01
Drive me somewhere in your car.
(Mine is still attached to the pole I crashed into.)
#02
Buy me lunch?
(I spent my last dollar on a bean and cheese burrito from the dollar menu at Taco Bell - and it wasn’t even good - and you’re loaded.)
#03
Love me.
#04
Type my report.
(So I can play Wii bowling for five hours.)
#05
Give me a massage.
#06
Give me that extra Spice Girl’s reunion tour ticket.
(Without making me pay for it because we’re "best friends.")
#07
Come pick me up from my friend’s house.
(She said there’d be a party but I’m the only one who showed and it’s extremely awkward.)
#08
Teach me how to surf.
#09
I’m just not any good at shopping.
#10
Make me dinner?
#11
I would really love to pick your brain.
#12
Find someone for me to double date with and your girlfriend.
#13