Everyday Luxuries
Who says luxury should be an occasional thing? Here are a few everyday items to make every day seem slightly more luxurious.
#01
Fresh towels.
(If they aren't still warm when you step out of the shower, heads will roll.)
#02
Gold dust.
(Goes great on sundaes. Almost as good as lithium laced ice cream!)
#03
Ponies.
(Childhood dream that's easily fulfilled with money and hay. Great party prop that you can ride home at the end of the night. No law againt drinking and riding, eh?.)
#04
Automatic Coffee Maker with Timer.
(No, we mean a person/life-like robot.)
#05
Produce Selector.
(No one can knock on a melon quite like him.)
#06
Rose petals.
(American Beauty style.)
#07
Heat lamps for the patios.
(Global warming is for the little people.)
#08
Fresh orange juice.
(From fresh oranges. From the orange grove. The one that gives your entire estate a hint of citrus, and your entire trailer the hint of estate.)
#09
Mary Poppins.
(Practically perfect in everyway!...Except for her creepy carpet bag, in which she hides the "bad" children)
#10
Live-in dog-walker.
(Yes live-in. We're sure as hell not getting up at 4am to walk the damn thing.
#11
Speech-recognition massage chair.
(A wonderful massage without the awkward human interaction. Great for people who like to sit in chairs, in the homes, alone.)
#12
Dry-cleaning.
(For everything. Especially silk boxers.)
#13
Silk boxers.
(Dry clean only.)
#14
Bartender.
(For the mini-bar. In your jet. Oh, and he's a midget, just 'cause.)
#15