Ever Wonder Why...
We here at Giant Lists relish in the little idiosyncrasies of modern life. You see, most of the aphorisms people spout off and many of the truths they hold to be self-evident actually make us cock our heads and furrow our brows. So, while our prime directive is to amuse our readers, we also hope to expand your mind along the way - we've designed this list to do just that. Take a look, and prepare to have your minds blown.
#01
You stop to watch "Back to the Future" every time it's on cable, even though you've owned the DVD for five years and never once popped it in?
#02
Wednesdays are longer than every other day of the week?
(Hump Day my ass.)
#03
You're totally willing to pay five bucks for a beer at the bar, but you get completely indignant about paying eight bucks for a six-pack?
(We don't care if it has the alcohol volume of vodka!)
#04
You get your best ideas in the shower, but then can't remember any of them once you're out?
(Someone once invented a waterproof writing tab and pen to write these things down... but they were in the shower, so...)
#05
People think their cars make them absolutely invisible?
(Yes... we're looking at you, stinkfinger.)
#06
You, a totally rational adult with healthy bladder control, seriously consider just pissing yourself when you're lying in bed and have to go?
#07
Atheists say "bless you"?
(If anything, their contribution will only invite God's wrath.)
#08
The working class insists on voting against their interests?
#09
People are so quick to give their deity of choice the credit when something good happens in their life, but when something bad happens it couldn't possibly be that same deity's fault?
#10
You can't type when someone's watching?
(Type-fright on a massive level!!)
#11
When you lose your iPod, you're bummed, but when a friend loses one of your CDs, you're outraged?
#12
Psychics never win the lottery?
#13
Wool and leather are ruined by water - but sheep and cows live outside?
#14
Bottled water and printer ink are more expensive than gasoline?
#15
The most famous love poem is by a colorblind idiot who thought violets were blue?
(Roses are red... but violets are VIOLET.)
#16