If We Were Eccentric Billionaires, We'd Spend Our Money On...
#01
Plastic Surgery
(Maintenance only, of course.)
#02
Fleet of Aston Martins
(Power, beauty and soul anyone?)
#03
Helicopter flying lessons
(To go with our Helipad and Helicopter.)
#04
Live-in masseuse
(For every home.)
#05
1937 Cadillac Limo
#06
Adopted 3rd world children
#07
On-grounds Zoo
#08
Private concerts at said Zoo
#09
Overpriced gourmet everything
#10
People-Movers
(For every home.)
#11
Several nannies for the adopted 3rd world children
#12
Cashmere body suits
#13
Fan club
#14
Recruiters to find people to be in the fan club
#15
Purebred Great Danes
(Several of them.)
#16
Matching costumes for all of our Great Danes
#17
Really big TVs... on every wall... in every room
#18
Ostentatious hats
#19
Full estate staff
(Along with a staff of staff managers. Nothing says "millionaire" like having to manage your own staff.)
#20
Bedroom movie theater
#21
Organic lifestyle
#22
Mini replica of every major national theme park
#23
Bribery... in general
#24
Mass pizza party/ice cream socials bi-weekly
#25
Postmortem cryogenic freezing for us and our family members
#26
Hot air balloon expedition around the world in 79 days
#27
Bowie patches
#28
Ball/Foam pit rooms
#29
Watching movies before they’re released
(In our bedroom theater.)
#30