Don't Make This At Home
Yes, there are countless things you shouldn't try at home. The obituaries are full of them. However, we feel compelled to point out that there's also a heck of a lot of things you shouldn't make at home either. Here's a sampling.
#01
Bridges
(We promise there's a better way to get from your house to your shed.)
#02
Diamonds
(Hate to break it to you: no matter how many mattresses you put on top of that charcoal, it won't become bright and shiny.)
#03
Bombs
(Should go without saying, but probably doesn't.)
#04
Memos
(If you do, you're a passive-aggressive roommate, and everyone secretly hates you.)
#05
Dreamcatchers
(They only work if you buy them from shamans or overpriced Adventureland shops at Disneyland.)
#06
Roller Coasters
(Yeah, you'd think it would be cool to ride over the roof of your house - but you'd be wrong.)
#07
Generalizations
(Save them for political rallies. Or church.)
#08
#09
War
(Frankly, we still think "Make love not war" is a good rule to live by - but especially at home.)
#10
Spreadsheets
(If you do, you're a dork.)
#11