Things To Do While Brushing Your Teeth
#01
Pace.
#02
Count the bathroom tiles.
#03
Think about how you need to empty the trash, but you won’t.
#04
Walk into the kitchen to open the fridge for no reason. Realize you are brushing your teeth and can’t eat anything.
#05
Spit toothpaste froth in kitchen sink.
#06
Listen to roommate scold you for spitting toothpaste froth in the sink. Apparently unacceptable behavior.
#07
Sit-ups.
#08
One-handed push-ups.
#09
Check email.
#10
Think about an old love.
#11
Become depressed at thought of old love.
#12
Cry a little over lost love.
#13
Vow to seek vengeance on lost love.
#14
Lay down.
#15
Run in place.
#16
Attempt singing.
#17
Laugh at self trying to sing with toothbrush in mouth.
#18
Spit toothpaste all over mirror from laughing at self.
#19
Check to see that no one saw embarrassing moment involving singing and toothpaste on mirror.
#20