Diseases We're Glad Aren't Sexually Transmitted
No... seriously. We're psyched.
#01
Schizophrenia.
(Although it would make an interesting morning after: "Did you say something? No. What?")
#02
Alcoholism.
(I'd hate to pass it on, you know?)
#03
Disco Fever.
(Well, he said he was on his way to a costume party...)
#04
Manic Depression.
(Yeah, sorry I didn't call you for six months...)
#05
Attention Deficit Disorder.
(What is this list about again?)
#06
Hyperactivity.
(Can you imagine if we were both hyperactive?)
#07
Diabetes.
(Suddenly having a sugar daddy isn't what it's cracked up to be.)
#08
Dwarfism.
(Not that we're hooking up with a lot of dwarves, but we'd kinda like to give it a shot once.)
#09
Leprosy.
(Not that we're hooking up with a bunch of lepers - but you know what? We're thankful we don't have to deal with leprosy, period.)
#10
Cleft lip.
(Not that we would ever, ever, in a million years hook up with anyone who had a cleft lip.)
#11
Hiccups.
(Funny but no.)
#12
Bullemia.
(Suddenly hooking up with models loses all of its appeal.)
#13
Insomnia.
(Well, I guess that means we can cuddle.)
#14
Dyslexia.
(He seemed so nice but then he wouldn't stop talking about dog...)
#15
Motion sickness.
(That would get awkward quickly.)
#16
Mesothelioma.
(Are you kidding me? I got rid of the asbestos for nothing?!)
By Leonard H.