Coolio Spin-offs We'd Like to See
The Internet has always held a lot of promise, but like a child prodigy who suffers head trauma, it hasn't lived up to our expectations. Until now. With Cooking with Coolio, the Internet has given a washed-up rapper a new audience - and given us renewed faith in technology's bright future. So we can't help but wonder: what other Coolio spin-offs could we see?
#01
Extreme Home Makeover: Coolio Edition
(Gold plating, lots of gold plating.)
#02
Coolio-est Loser
(Today's Weight Loss Tip: Crack.)
#03
Wheel of Coolio
(Buy a vowel to spell SHAKA-ZULU!)
#04
The Office
(By contrast, suddenly Michael Scott doesn't seem so neurotic.)
#05
The Tonight Show with Coolio
(Not that he really chats with anyone, really.)
#06
Hardball with Coolio
(Asking the hard-hitting questions, like "Shaka-Zulu?")
#07
Hollywood Squares
(Actually, this one is pretty likely. We're rooting for center square!)
#08
CSI: Coolio
(No, there's not much science involved, but knowing every gangster in the city seems to work to his benefit.)
#09
Supernanny: Coolio
(He's not much help with the ornery kids, but he's brilliant with the ones who just need better flow.)
#10
Coolio Eye for the Gay Guy
(We have no idea what this show is about, but we think the title is catchy.)
#11
Two Guys, a girl, and Coolio
(Yes, at this point, we're just inserting the name "Coolio" into television titles, but that doesn't alter the fact that this is a brilliant idea.)
#12