Things We're Putting On Our College Debit Card
Colleges have recently come under fire for partnering with debit card companies and marketing these cards to the students. Frankly, $38 overdraft fees don't scare us, so we'll be putting a lot of things on our brand spanking new debit card. Because just like a college degree, we like to think of these things as investments in our future.
#01
Ramen
(It's a given.)
#02
Playboy subscription
(It's required reading, I swear.)
#03
Toga
(Mom will get pissed if we cut up another set of sheets.)
#04
Starbucks giftcard
(If we bought each latte individually, those overdraft fees would sure add up. But buying one card means only one fee!)
#05
Keg
(If it's BYOB, we want to be the life of the party.)
#06
Dorm room deposit
(We'll keep the room in immaculate condition, so we'll get that back at the end of the semester anyway.)
#07
Lunch with that hot TA
(Her insight on evolutionary biology was riveting.)
#08
Industrial-Sized Box of Dry Erase Markers
(We want to be extra prepared so our friends can leave us smiley faces and one-liners.)
#09
That hilarious Animal House poster
(Lest we forget the real reason we're in college.)
#10
Gas
(Doing our part for international terrorism...)
#11
Brita filter
(We were supposed to change it 3 months ago, actually.)
#12
Condoms
(Just in case.)
#13
Shower slippers
(Just in case.)
#14
Milk crates
(We would steal them - if only we knew a milkman.)
#15