Coachella '08 Essentials
Because no matter how much we pretend we're really not going to go this year... we'll be there - camping equipment and all.
#01
Bug repellant.
(This is not a joke. Have you seen the size of those desert mosquitos?)
#02
Jack Johnson fan repellant.
(Actually, it is recommended you just buy Sweaty Hippy Repellant, as it covers pretty much everything - from OG Hippies to the Jack Johnson variant.)
#03
Sweet Tarts.
(Not only do they taste great, but you can sell them for fifteen bucks a pop to starving drunkards.)
#04
NASA Urine-Water Recovery System.
(Because it's cheaper than buying bottled water inside.)
#05
Glowsticks.
(Because there just aren't enough in the dance tents, and a great way to make friends with someone is to wave glowing green sticks in their face.)
#06
Band T-shirt.
(Be sure to wear it to the band's set.)
#07
Un-ironic, earnest T-shirt.
(Not sure in these actually exist anymore.)
#08
Love of warm, overpriced beer.
#09
A ziplock bag for all the stickers you're going to be given.
(It wasn't until our second year that we realized said stickers could be turned into post-post-modern statement costume for Burning Man.)
#10