Cliche Teenage Activites
Sometimes life really is just one big John Hughes movie.
#01
TPing (toilet papering) a house.
(If sanitary paper on your property doesn't say REVENGE, then we don't know what does.)
#02
Cruising.
(Wow, Kevin's Dad feels guilty about the messy divorce, and as a result, bought Kevin a brand new BMW. What a smart decision; lets all drive down the main drag with the top down, not wearing our seatbelts, fists in the air, yelling "wahoooo.")
#03
The three-way telephone call.
(Nothing says, "I LIKE like you" quite like your friend calling the crushee to get the skinny, while you quietly eavesdrop on the line. It's really just a primitive version of "Punk'd" with pubescent feelings.)
#04
Throwing a rager when the parentals are gone.
(It's really fun to see your whole class drunk for the first time...What?!?! You're parents are home early?? AHHHHHH!)
#05
Skipping class to go to Wendy's for lunch off campus.
(And you wondered why you were fat and pimply. It wasn't the hormones.)
#06
Meeting up at the mall.
(There's no better place to pick up a two-week relationship that will ultimately end in tears. )
#07
Rolling your eyes at your parents.
#08
Babysitting.
(You hate the neigthbor's kids, but you need money for all the superfluous Sh*t you think you need.)
#09
Spin the bottle.
(Watch it spin in slow motion, almost landing on your ultimate crush, but instead pointing to the biggest dork ever. Mmmm, he has a nice wet one waiting for you.)
#10
Lunch cliques.)
(Popular kids, cheerleaders, jocks, nerds, potheads, and skaters all get their respective tables. No one is allowed to intermingle. Lunchtime law.)
#11
Teen angst.
(It's rough living off your parents.)
#12