#01
The US government was behind 9/11.
(Or the Jews. Or the Jews in the Government. Or the Taliban.....nah.)
#02
Princess Diana was murdered.
(I wish everytime someone rear-ended me, they were charged with attempted murder.)
#03
AIDS was concocted in a labratory.
(Um...I thought the monkeys were behind that one.)
#04
Kentucky Fried Chicken will sterilize black men.
(The owner is African American...)
#05
Splenda will kill you.
(Obviously, if it's made from real sugar. Real sugar will kill you too! Hello diabetes!)
#06
NASA faked the Moon landing.
(Have you seen movies from 1969?? I don't think they had the special effects for that.)
#07
The Scientologists run Hollywood.
(Fact.)
#08
Elvis is really alive.
(This is obviously true.)
#09
Barcodes are really meant to control people.
#10
Microsoft sends messages using "Wingdings" font.
#11
Roswell.
(Popular teen TV show, not government cover-up.)
#12
Global warming doesn't really exist.
(Tell that to Gore.)