Bizarre Conspiracy Theories


We bet the people who created them are far weirder than the conspiracies themselves.

#01

The US government was behind 9/11.


(Or the Jews. Or the Jews in the Government. Or the Taliban.....nah.)

#02

Princess Diana was murdered.


(I wish everytime someone rear-ended me, they were charged with attempted murder.)

#03

AIDS was concocted in a labratory.


(Um...I thought the monkeys were behind that one.)

#04

Kentucky Fried Chicken will sterilize black men.


(The owner is African American...)

#05

Splenda will kill you.


(Obviously, if it's made from real sugar. Real sugar will kill you too! Hello diabetes!)

#06

NASA faked the Moon landing.


(Have you seen movies from 1969?? I don't think they had the special effects for that.)

#07

The Scientologists run Hollywood.


(Fact.)

#08

Elvis is really alive.


(This is obviously true.)

#09

Barcodes are really meant to control people.


#10

Microsoft sends messages using "Wingdings" font.


#11

Roswell.


(Popular teen TV show, not government cover-up.)

#12

Global warming doesn't really exist.


(Tell that to Gore.)