Things to Avoid Putting on a Christmas Tree
#01
Family Dog.
(Having the family cat in the tree is enough.)
#02
Siblings.
(Unless they really need to be taught a lesson.)
#03
BBQ.
(Gas, charcoal, sauce - all a BIG no.)
#04
Scotch tape.
(Scotch eggs aren't a good idea either.)
#05
Fireworks.
#06
Cheese Log.
#07
The handmade pot holders you got from your Secret Santa.
#08
Human Hair.
(This is not a viable "green alternative" to tinsel.)
#09
Lighter Fluid.
#10
Mother's pearls.
(Unless she really needs to be taught a lesson.)
#11
Press-On Nails.
(These don't belong anywhere.)
#12
Toilet paper.
#13
Chewed Gum.
(Unchewed is cool.)
#14
Blood.
(All bodily fluids should be avoided).
#15