Other Anti-American Propaganda in Advertising
In case you missed it, Michelle Malkin broke the story that a recent Dunkin' Donuts commercial featured Food Network personality Rachel Ray wearing a kaffiyeh, a symbol of Palestinian nationalism. Now, some left-wing, nutjobs have claimed that the kaffiyeh isn't a symbolism of Palestinian nationalism; it's actually a common headscarf throughout the Arab world. To that we can only say: The NSA is now wire-tapping your phones. We think it's high-time someone cracked down on anti-American propaganda in advertising, so we offer this list of our next targets.
#01
Cap'n Crunch's Hat
(We soundly defeated the British Army in the Revolutionary War! How dare he wear the vestiges of our enemies!)
#02
Ronald McDonald
(Totally gay, completely undermines family values.)
#03
Mr. Peanut's Monocle
(He's looking through you. Big Brother, anyone? Plus, ELITIST!)
#04
Green Giant
(Self-righteous enviromaniac do-gooder.)
#05
Tony the Tiger's red handkerchief
(Communist propaganda.)
#06
Pillsbury Doughboy
(White supremacist.)
#07
The Marlboro Man
(Pyromaniac tendencies.)
#08
The Coppertone Dog
(Part-time beach mate, part-time child pornographer.)
#09
Betty Crocker's Cookbook
(She's a sweet talker, sure -- but an anti-women’s rights propagandist all the way.)
#10
The Campbell Soup Kids
(Have you seen those rolypolys? If they don't promote childhood obesity, then we don't know what does.)
#11
The M & M Guys
(Where's the white M & M, huh? Diversity proponents pushing their liberal agenda to make whites the minority in this country.)
#12
Mermaid on the Starbucks logo
(Pagan godlessness contributing to the degradation of our moral fiber. Hates Christmas.)
#13
In-N-Out Burger
(Explicit instructions for pre-marital sex. C'mon! Also promotes teenage pregnancy, obesity and the gays.)
#14
Burger King
(See #1. This ain't no monarchy, limey!)
#15