#01
Coke
(Always the real thing. Always 9/11.)
#02
7/11
(Maybe a gleaming CGI building shaped like a 7 next to the twin towers?)
#03
Smokey the Bear
(Only you can prevent terrorist attacks in urban areas.)
#04
John McCain
(If you liked 9/11, you'll love our Iran policy!)
#05
Absolut Terror
(Tower shaped like the bottle? Plane shaped like a bottle? We're surprised we haven't seen this yet, frankly.)
#06
McDonald's
(After a day like that, you really, really deserve a break today.)
#07
Energizer
(Shots of the World Trade Center crumbling into dust. Cut to: Still going, nothing outlasts...)
#08
Nike
(Just do it. No, we have no idea how this relates to 9/11, but we've never understood what that slogan ever meant anyway.)
#09
Avis
(Picture of NY firefighter with "We try harder." No, it's not crass. It's genius!)
#10
M&Ms
(Melts in your mouth, not in a collision with a 747.)